Okay obviously Optimus Prime…

…has an out-of-control Jesus figure narrative going on. He needs to have to have to. And then, oh boy! here to have to save Humanity, too. One way to become a Superstar, I guess.

Still, Megatron + Starscream & Bert + Ernie were positive gay couple role models who taught me a lot at a very impressionable age. I want to be the Ernie. I would love to love to be your Starscream 😉